Too much Harry?

How do you know you're reading too much HP books?

• you wave your pencils at inaniamte objects and expect them to move. (TheShef)
• you wake up in the middle of the night wondering why Dumbledore had a gleam in his eye. (TheShef)
• you straddle your broomstick and try to fly. (TheShef)
• you're watching football on TV and wondering when the Quarterback will catch the Golden Snitch. (TheShef)
• you catch your kids up late at night and yell detention the three of you. (Cat)
• while your cats try to escape you catch them and chastise them that first years aren't allowed off school grounds (Cat)
• instead of reaching for your broom you just say "up" (Cat)
• you think the bumper sticker " my other car is a broom " is actually funny again (Cat)
• instead of pass me the salt at dinner you say Accio salt ( note if someone in your family actually passes you the salt then you are way beyond help) (Cat)
• if after a conversation with your boss you reach for a bar of chocolate (Cat)
• you log onto afhp and ask 'When is book 5 coming out' :D (Pluto)
• you complain at the local foto-development store that the people in your birthday-pictures are not moving. (HPF webmaster)
• every time you see a painting, you wonder what the password is. (HPF webmaster)
• you go into a computerstore and order a Harry Potter deskjet printer. (HPF webmaster)
• you're send to get a six-pack and in the supermarket you ask the people where you can find the butterbeer. (HPF webmaster)
• you're looking for a new car in the car-store and ask if they can't widen it some meters inside. (HPF webmaster)
• you start calling your uncles "Vernon" (HPF webmaster)
• Going sight-seeing in London, you can't seem to find Diagon Alley on your city-map map (HPF webmaster)
• Having a group-homework-assignment, you propose to meet in the Restricted Section after lunch. (HPF webmaster)
• You crash your head into the wall at King's Cross. (HPF webmaster)
• At career-day you ask for the Sorting Hat (HPF webmaster)
• On the street, every time you see a fat woman, you instinctively say "Caput Draconis" (HPF webmaster)
• You inform with your professor if you can major in Transfiguration (HPF webmaster)
• you start calling hankerchiefs Remembralls (HPF webmaster)
• When you say to anybody who does something wrong "Ten points fromGryffindor" (LeistonFilmTheatre)
• In history exam, on the question "when did Napoleon die" you answer "in the 1612 Goblin rebellion" (HPF webmaster)
• Preparing dinner, you ask your husband to watch over the cauldron. (HPF webmaster)
• if youwake up in the middle of the night wondering why you were just wandering around a maze with Harry (Mark Snyder)
• You see a stray tabby cat on the street and wonder why it dosent turn into Proffesor McGonagall.(Dinogirl)
• If you go into a store and request a copy of the "Daily Prophet" (Hermy-own-ninny)
• When you post a note above your cubicle that says "Azkaban" (bookworm)
• You enter a dark room and say "lumos!" (Dustin)
• you swear behind Osama Bin laden's turban is you-know-who. (Dustin)
  
• you stop using electricity (Dustin)
  
• any redhead must be a 'weasley'. (Dustin)
  
• when you refer to anyone who hasn't read a HP book a 'muggle'. (Dustin)
  
• when someone ask you who's your least favourite teacher you say "professor snape" (Dustin)
  
• you go sneaking off at night under a blanket thinking you are invisible. (Dustin)
  
• you lose your temper and swear it was an Imperius Curse. (Dustin)
  
• you start calling your domestic helper "dobby" (Dustin)
  
• you put up 4 posters beside your bed. (Dustin)
  
• you refuse to buy a map that doesn't tell you who's where. (Dustin)
  
• you read the bible and realise that Adam was a Parselmouth. (Dustin)
  
• You tell your dean he forgot to add "the standard books of spells" in your booklist. (Dustin)
• Your heart raises whenever you see a black dog. (DyMX)
• When you play dodgeball, you think the ball is a bludger. (DyMX)
• Whenever you see that food is ready on the table you think it must be those house elves. (DyMX)
• You think st. nick (or santa clause) is the older Hagrid. (DyMX)
• Whenever you see your neighbors garden knome, you spin it around and throw it. (DyMX)
• You can't stop including anything about HP in your conversations. (Aiko)
• You start to look through the dictionary/encyclopedia for words like Alchemy, Astrology, Divination etc. (Aiko)
• You daydream/nightdream about HP. (Aiko)
  
• You started to wonder, do magical world exist. (Aiko)
  
• You start a book for Hogwarts student profile. (Aiko)
  
• Your diary/journal/story included things related to HP. (Aiko)
• You start calling voldemort "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" (SET Haertel)
• You start wishing that Harry potter and the magical world was acually real (Cho Chang)
• You save HP sites and go to look at them everyday (Cho Chang)
• Your obsession is so big that it forms its own website (Cho Chang)
• You join online hogwarts and acually do the HW and essays (Cho Chang)
• You memorize all the spells and even if they dont work, u make it look like you did (Cho Chang)
• You ask you parents if next year you can go to Hogwarts (Cho Chang)
• You ask your parents why you didnt get your "letter" instead of going off into 6th grade (Cho Chang)
• You try out for the movie, and when u dont get the part of (hogwarts student) you flip out and start saying "Voldemort, Voldemort, VOLDEMORT!" (Cho Chang)
• You have a crush on an HP cast member (Cho Chang)
• You finish the HP game on PC or Playstation, gameboy etc in one day (Cho Chang)
• You finish all four books imediately and start all over again (Cho Chang)
• You watch the movie at least once a week (Cho Chang)
• If you get stuck in ivy the immediately think how to defeat devilsnare (Jason Deakes)
• When you play chess you say pawn to e,3 and you start commanding them to move but they won't (Jason Deakes)
• If u look into the sky and see an owl and shout out 'hedwig' (Jamal)
• when u call your cat mrs filch or crookshanks. (Jamal)
• you agree with everything on this list. (Jaguar)
  
• you have a crush o a hogwarts teacher. (Jaguar)
  
• you have a crush on one who happens to teach potions (Jaguar)
  
• you gasp at everyone who uses mud and blood (gasp) in the same sentence (Jaguar)
  
• you spend hours thinking up what would happen if you were in the next HP movie (Jaguar)
  
• you want/try to start a quidditch team (Jaguar)
  
• you actually start a quidditch team (Jaguar)
  
• in your mind, you can refer anything anyone says to HP (Jaguar)
  
• when you arrive at your school the first day, you shout "Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak!" (extra points if your friends do it with you) (Jaguar)
  
• you look for HP sites you haven't been to yet (Jaguar)
• you are already planning to read HP to your kids by "you don't know us" (Jaguar)
• You insist that wizards and witches like Gandalf, Glinda the Witch of the North, The Wizard of Oz and Sabrina's aunts all graduated from Hogwarts (Ravenclaw Chaser)
• You have a day-to-day calendar from both the movie and the Warner Bros illustrations. (Ravenclaw Chaser)
• You have made a scrapbook documenting all the events in the first book from the pictures you can't bear to part with from these calendars. (Ravenclaw Chaser)
• You made the front page of the newspaper when you camped out for tickets to the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone movie. (Ravenclaw Chaser)
• When you swear you see people with wands.Angelina Johnson (Gryffindor Chaser)
• You write your own Hogwarts school letter
• You go in a caffe` and wonder why theres no butterbeer on the menu. (Fleur Delacour )
• when you try to play a game of ''Exploding Sap'' with a deck of normal playing cards. (Angelina Jonnson[Griffendor Caser])
• When you start hissing at the gardener snake in your backyard and expect it to understand you.
• you walk into the third floor bathroom and shout " Where are you, Moaning Myrtle"
• When you call up Tom Marvolo Riddle just to chat
• You run into green robed freaks and black cats all the time
• When you start to carry around a gray rat in your shirt pocket.
• You actually go out and buy a wand. (Elora Shmidt)
  
• You've custom-made your own Hogwarts Student Robes/Cloak and wear it every chance you get. (Elora Shmidt)
  
• You put together a complete Hogwarts uniform (with robes) and wear it to school... frequently. (Elora Shmidt)
  
• You create your own HP character and assume that identity. (Elora Shmidt)
• Using a quill and an ink bottle in school (parvati)
• When trying to recall your friends from high school, you think, "...and cedric diggory..." (---)
• You get all your friends addicted to Potter (Ellie)
  
• You read so much Potter you barely have time for your dissertation (Ellie)
• You choose a nickname based on a character (Ellie)
• You want your first car to be a blue Ford Anglia (Ellie)
• You want your auntie to make you a Gryffindor robe because they only do them in kids sizes (Ellie)
• You expect Dobby to come over to clean your room
• When you see a tree, you shout "duck" becuse you think it is a Whipping Willow
• When you throw a party on July 31
• You look into a mirror and see yourself put the phlosefors stone in you pocket
• you pretend to be a wizard
• add it in homework
• when you write a spell book
• you have started a Quidditch team
• when u want a pet owl
• You believe JK Rowling writes about Hogwarts from her own experience.
  
• You can hum the soundtrack in your sleep - and at sleepovers, really drive your friends mad.
  
• You act out random scenes from the film in the middle of class at school - very loudly - and at a time when nobody else is talking.
  When you go to school, ask people if they like Harry Potter or not, and when they don't, attempt to put a spell over them.
• Whenever you see the word abbreviation "JK" (Just Kidding) you automatically think of JK Rowling.
• You actually think of Harry when he invited Cho Chang to the Yule Ball when your future date asks you very quickly going down the hall during school, "Youwannagothedancewithme?"
• You discuss Harry Potter with any and everyone. And that's EVERYONE.. doesn't matter who.
• You start to speaking in a British accent even though you aren't even part British. You had gotten the accent from reading the books or watching the
  movie too much.
  
• You start talking about Quidditch during free time.(even to muggles )
  
• Whenever you see a deer you think Prongs.
• when you go to a zoo and you go to the reptile house and see a the sanake from the first harry potter book you start looking around for harry and the Dursleys. (Simone Jones)
• when you get realy angry with someone and you say adava kadavra or crutio. (Simone Jones)
• when you never stop talking about harry potter (Simone Jones)
• when you write a school essay called why house elves should get good paying (Simone Jones)
• when youi go into a store to get your school books you say ok i need standard book of spells grade 1 by marinda gawshawk a history of magic a bigginers guid to transfiguration. (Simone Jones)
• when you are about to go up to the sops so you go up to the fire and say wheres the flu powder.(Simone Jones)
• when u see a locked door u shout 'alohomora' (Akshata)
  
• when u r fed up of trying to life a heavy box, u tell 'wingardium leviosa' (Akshata)
  
• when u hear about bank robbery you bet it was a work of dark wizard. (Akshata)
• When you and a friend spend 2 or more hours on the phone talking about nothing except HP and complain about how you 2 need more time to discuss ideas before hanging up. (kelly)
• When you meet some one new you sort them in to four diffrent houses. (Mona Wallace)
• When you see a full moon, you instinctively wonder what Professor Lupin is up to. (citrusholly)
• when u fall asleep u dream of a door at the end of a hallway (Darlene Carpenter)
• You get a permanent tattoo of a lightning bolt on your forehead, and randomly clutch at it in agony, saying Lord Voldemort has returned.(Meg)
• If when you see a wall of bricks you tap three time hoping to go in Diagon Alley. (Klystron)
• When writing a letter you sit it down waiting for Hedwig to come in from feeding. (Klystron)
• You pack your things and move to the small room and the end of your house-Shameca (Klystron)
• After reading each book you feel like you need to go to the Hospital Wing. (Klystron)
• When you do something bad you are waiting for a Howler from your mother-Shameca (Klystron)
• When you see a bug and you hate them, you point a pencil at it and say, "avada kedavra." (Melanie)
• You curl all of your blonde hair, wear a black robe, and borrow one of your daddy's ties. (Melanie)
• You try to bewitch the ceiling to look like the sky, then you figure that you need to read "Hogwarts, A History." (Melanie)
• You ask your mom if she can buy you an owl, rat, toad, or a cat. (Melanie)
• When people say where you are from, you say, "Ghryffindor." (Melanie)
• when you have read this whole page you know you are obessed. (Full Moon)
• When you find yourself getting mad at kids for reading too much (Dean Thomas)
• When you can't sleep becasue your afraid your friend's dad will be bitten by a snake. (Dean Thomas)
• You call your least favorite people Professor Snape and you call your favorite people Professor Lupin. (Amanda Sanborn)
• You eat at least 10 or more chocolate frogs a week. (Emerson Cabrera)
• When you start a GIT-WOD ( Git word of the day ) and send Harryism's to you 40+ yr old friends on a daily basis during work (Marcia Franzo)
• all of your dreams for the past week have centered around possible plots for book 6. (pixienyc)
• you dream you're walking around the streets of New York City wearing Gryffindor Quidditch robes. (pixienyc)
• you gave up all of your favorite hobbies for 3 weeks so you could read books 1-5 straight through. (pixienyc)
• you spent three days thinking up counter-arguments to A.S. Byatt's catty review, and wondering if anyone would publish them. (pixienyc)

• you're an actress working on the role of a professor, and you suddenly realize you've been basing everything on Dame Maggie Smith's portrayal of Professor McGonagall. (pixienyc)